Bouzoukia on The Hill

This is the worst Greek restaurant I have had the misfortune to eat in; After being there for 25 minutes we asked the door man to get a waitress as we had been ignored for so long; When we were finally served we ordered drinks and the meze (it was a special set menu for the evening £30 per couple for the meze); We were told having ordered red wine that there was no red wine only white, and only Budweiser beer (no Keo!); The wine was tesco finest so may have just been brought from the supermarket around the corner! 10 minutes later the drinks arrived but still no sign of the food, we had to ask the doorman again as the waiting staff we non existent, when the cold starters arrived there was no houmous...we had to remind them that houmous should have been served...this was supposed to be a Greek restaurant! After the cold starters we were finally offered a new bowl of pitta bread after sitting there waiting for more bread without attention from the staff for 10 minutes and the cold starters only being half consumed as we had run out of pitta. The hot starters arrived we had ham and grilled haloumi, the haloumi and ham was, I believe, the hot starter, but they were far from hot more like stone cold! We were ten asked if we wanted our fish course to which we agreed, five minutes later the waitress emerged with the fish course, a plate of pan fried squid. This would have been nice had it been fresh, however it was cold and seemed to have been sitting there for a while! Then the meat course arrived, the chicken was as dry as cardboard (literally like cardboard) I have never been served such bad food in a restaurant before. The lamb (I think it was lamb) was ok but that may have been due to it being quite fatty so that kept it a little more moist. Again I got the feeling we were eating food that had been cooked hours before and reheated. We ended up, paying £50 for what we shouldn't have really been asked to pay for it was that bad...avoid at all costs!